[ Home ] [ Up ]

This page is reserved for YDP artists and authors who just feel the need to vent in a public forum.  These bitches will remain up for one month only, so read quickly!

The following is the opinion of the author or artist who wrote it, not -- necessarily -- the opinion of Yard Dog Press or any of its associates.

"McCain-Bush Collusion"

Lyrics by Keith Berdak

(1st Verse)

The time was up for Bush & Cheney, they'd robbed the country for too long; They'd trashed the U.S.A.'s economy, yet claimed that they were never wrong.

The Repubs needed a new puppet, with strings controlled by industry.

To lead the country boldly forward, into the 19th Century.

(Chorus-Refrain-Whatever!)

If you like Big Oil Colonics, and bending over in pain.

All our tax dollars in offshore banks, then you'll vote for McCain!

He bravely stood up to North Vietnam, but Karl Rove made him freak.

He joined them in their "Trickle Down" economics; all over us they took a leak!

(2nd Verse)

John ran against them in 2000; their lies had brought his wife to tears.

He got Swift-Boated by these chicken hawks; he should've kicked all of their rears!

John was a tried and true war hero, on his brave service they all lied.

Yet he bent over for the Party's sake, and sold his soul to the "Dark Side."

(Chorus)

If you like war-profiteering, with our Armed Forces all so strained; Don't want to take good care of Veterans; you'll surely want John McCain!

He's always worked with wealthy lobbyists, don't give a hoot about us.

Seek out the truth from his "Straight Talk Express?" You'll just get hit by the bus!

(3rd Verse)

A great idea! A female running mate! Like Cheney, she's "above the law."

Not smart like Hillary Clinton! We want: An Ayatollah in a bra!

They found a woman in Alaska; she's the one who whacked Bullwinkle.

"Pee on the U.S. Constitution?" She'd gladly join them in a tinkle!

(Final Chorus_Finally!)

If you like Jay-eezus Madrassas, with all the kids packing heat.

And if you love every fetus; but once they're born they're on the street!

Ms. Palin wants to teach creation, not science; sex education is obscene!

She thinks God told her that He loves this war; she must be off her Thorazine!

You want more Shrubbonomics, and your future down the drain.

Air Force contracts to Europe, then you'll vote for McCain!

They stuck us with a trillion-dollar debt, the world thinks we're deranged.

Just like a bunch of 8-year-old dirty diapers, It's way past time for a change!

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Footnotes: "McCain-Bush Collusion"

This Is SATIRE! A PARODY! This is not an Official statement for or from Democrats, Republicans, Witch Doctors or anyone else! All responsibility for these lyrics goes to: KEITH BERDAK

All alleged facts, factual or otherwise, have allegedly been verified using the methodology of the J. Corsi Research Insti-Toot (Alleged Motto: "We Break Wind-Not News!")

I carry a tune like a garbage truck! If anyone knows how to sing and make a music video, be sure to put it on YouTube and wherever else; I'm sure many would love to see and hear it. I'd like credit/blame for the lyrics, unless you think it best that everyone involved should be Jane Does or John Smiths. Feel free to change any lyrics; just be sure to take credit for them, too.